- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

Two pies where sitting in a oven when one of the pies says: God damn it's hot in here. The other pie screams out loud: HOLY SHIT A TALKING PIE!

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

Whats the difference between a quarter and a penny? 24 cents.

Whats 2+1? 2.

A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

A black van approaches a small boy. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away.

What's worse than stabbing your eye with a fork? Stabbing both your eyes with a fork.

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

What did the ant say when he walked in the club. . . Nothing he was immediately stepped on.

violets are red my name is bob this poem makes no sense microwave

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

Have you seen the painting by Stevie Wonder? It's a Monet and this museum's most prized piece. Just kindly ask Mr. Wonder to step aside a bit.

What's the difference between a plane and a Muslim dentist? A plane hasn't dedicated its life to the study of dentistry

ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

Why did the man dig his nose? because everyone digs their nose

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Knock knock whos there? I have no anus

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What do you call somebody pimping out their bitches for very large amounts of money???? A dog breeder.

Why can't Helen Keller have sex? She is dead

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