- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blind men does it take to change a light bulb?

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

Knock knock! Who's there? Girl Scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have arms.

How do you make a mime cry? Hit him with an axe

What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

Why did the dinosaurs die out? Because you touch yourself at night.

A very unattractive girl bent over in front of me. I proceeded to be sick, and then I choked on my sick. I died. My family mourn my death every day.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

What's worse than dying in the holocaust Dying on the last day of the holocaust

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Why is a charlie horse called a charlie horse? Well there was this boy charlie and he had a horse and it died in a fire.

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

Whats the difference between a sack of babies and a sandwich? A Sand which floats when you put it into a large body of water.

THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

Why couldnt the black guy swim? He couldn't swim because he had no parental figures growing up. His dad was part of a gang and his mom was a crack addict. He had noone to teach him how to swim.

How many walls can you paint with a baby? Depends on how hard you throw it.

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