- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Knock knock Person 2: Whose there? Person 1: Frank Person 2: Oh, hey man. Come on in.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

If you driving a jetski and the wheeles fall off how many screws does it take to fix the dog house? BLUE PAINT

Did you here about the guy who got his right leg and right arm cut off? I made him up but he would make one good anti-joke.

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

what did the tomato say when he was cut open? nothing, because vegetables are unable to speak

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

Q: Why couldn't the man lick his ice cream? A: Because his body shut down due to the fact that a bullet went straight through his brain. This happened before he could even order his ice cream.

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