- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Cool Brian

Why couldn't John play soccer? Because he was arrested for being black.

What do you get when you mix C4 with a lit- KABOOM!!!

A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

Yeah i'm into fitness, Fitness whole pizza in my mouth.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

What's purple and tastes like grapes? Grapes

Q:Why did the bunny run up the hill? A:Because he can't run under it.

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

HEY WATCH OUT FOR THAT TRUCK! What truck? Weird I could have sworn I saw a truck...

Why did the baby boy start crying? He got hit with a toaster

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

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