how many people does it take to take over the world aperently just 1 me

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What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

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What's John Lennon doing these days? Decomposing.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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Why did the doctor commit suicide? His wife was recently killed in a car accident and simply could not take the emotional pain!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

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Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

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Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

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Caca.

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Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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we should name the next hurricane alex rodriguez so it dosent hit any thing

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Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

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A blind 1st grader is doing math. He can't figure out a problem so he asks his mom to help, his mom then ask "Why don't you just count by your fingers?" the little boy then said "MOM! I'm blind I can't see!" his mom replys "then how do you see your homework?" the boys replys "I opened my eyes, now help me"

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Q: What's pink and fuzzy? A: Pink Fuzz...

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What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

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