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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are two lawyers about to enter a court room. They look at each other shake their hands and then the defending lawyer smiles and says "I'm Jewish your f*cked"

An alien, a midget, and a Jew walk into a bar... I forget the rest but your mom's a whore

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

What is red and bad for your teeth? A BRICK!!

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

A coach walks into the team dressing room at halftime; his team is down 42-0. He screams at the players, "You guys are playing like a bunch of grannies. No offense"

What did Johnny do this wednesday? He went to school to be academically taught to get a high GPA of all the other children so he could go and pursuit his dream so he won't be left at home with a drunk wife and 6 kids with $190,000 in debt from the IRS

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

Q. What did the wierd kid get for christmas A. A Pokemon diamond edition

(SAY KATCHUP AND LICKER AFTER EVERY SENTENCE) FOR BREAKFEAST I HAD (KATCHUP AND LICKER) FOR LUNCH I HAD I SEE MY GIRL FRIEND AT THE MALL SO I (KATCH UP AND LICK HER

How do you make a little boy cry? You rape his dog

What did the president do for the people? ...

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

What did the little boy with no arms get for cristmas? A football.

i have two hands.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she couldn't afford one.

Whats brown and sticky A stick!!!!

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