A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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i am iron man running over fat kids in my van

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Yo mamma's so fat, that she weighs alot.

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I just missed my bus. At least I haven't got cancer.

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where was the heart of ocean found. madelain mcanns urn

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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You tell your mom she's a bitch and she later commits suicide by shooting herself in the head . Now, what's the only thing ductape can't fix? Your moms skull.

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Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

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What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

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A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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what happend to Helen Keller when she fell in a hole She climed out of the hole

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what starts with an f and ends with a uck? firetruck!!

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A grasshopper walks into a bar... Bartender: "hey we have a drink named after you!" Grasshopper: "What, Kevin?"

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lybia

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You and your parents are going to die today

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homosexuals are gay

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem makes no sense refrigerator.

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Cancer.

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Doctor, Doctor I think your gay. thats because i am

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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