- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

Guy finds lamp in the desert and rubs it three times. No genie appears because there's no such thing as magic.

What's 2+2? Gonorrhoea

Logan's gay

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

what is the difference between batman and a black guy. bat man is white

Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

whats purple and has legs? Nothing, i lied about both

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

What kind of words did the terrorist say on his date? His last ones.

Knock knock Who's there Ted Bundy

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could walk into the mall and kill hundreds of innocent lives and leave thousands wounded.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

what's worse that reading something that just wasted seconds of your life? reading this and wasting more seconds.

Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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