Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

Your Mom

She look like Ms. Universe and I'm bout to be in that black hole

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Q. What did the gay kid say to his group of straights? A. 10 dollars to the first one to tip over that little asian boy on the bike.

What does a camel wear at war? Camelflage

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

I'm at my grandmothers house right now

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Why did Hitler commit suicide? He looked at his gas bill.

Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

When im invisible you cant see me, i know

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

You read the Terms of Service.

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the hispanic guy say after he took a bite out of a McDonald's hot n' spicy chicken sandwhich. I'm lovin' it.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Anti Joke

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