- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

Mam: Wanna hear a joke about my penis?... nevermind, it's to long. Woman: wanna hear a joke about my vagina?... nevermind, u wouldn't get it.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

women sports....

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What does two plus two equal? 4

What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

Why were people laughing when Muhammad Ali signed autographs for his fans? He was making jokes regarding his Parkinson's syndrome in order to elevate an otherwise melancholy experience for the audience.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

WHY DO JEWS HATE GERMANY? THEY DON'T THEY FORGAVE THE NAZIS :-) ( . )( . ) -------

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

How do you know if you have a good slave? It is hard working and determined... And black

what do you call a man with no friends? it's because of all the wear and tear that's done to the socks being thrown in her, and she desanitizes only the nun with no forebeard

that krista chich from the below joke accepted me as a friend, then she blocked me. haha WOW, she realy is a bitch.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she saw her future.

A black man, a mexican, and a christain are on an island. There are also many other people on the island, since all of North America and South America is one giant land mass.

How do you get really high at home? You climb a ladder

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