roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

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Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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Why did the clown want a new bike? Don't ask me, clowns are allowed to want things too

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how many birds did chuck norris kill with one stone? one.

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What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

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The shopkeeper said to a customer, "It's raining cats and dogs!" The customer said, "Okay, I'll take eight of them."

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How many of amanda todd's frinds does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question, she doesn't have any

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

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What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

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how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

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What do Ethiopians do at night? Starve

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

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Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

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What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

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when i go to a nude beach people think im looking for lost jewelery and treasure

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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Why did the boy yawn? Because he was tired.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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