Today i started to think lucas was homosexuaI.. I am scared

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What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

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Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

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Do you know why I'm bored???? No why are you bored Because I am

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There once was a baby named Paul Bunyan who was as big as a house. His mother died at childbirth.

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(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

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What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

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What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

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Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

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?J?o?k?e?

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Because they're dead, they cant screw in a light bulb. Even if they were alive, it would be highly improbable that a baby could screw in a light bulb.

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Your momma is so fat she has an increased risk or cardiac arrest due to obesity. I ridicule her based on the theory that her morbid obesity is due to the fact that she has a diet consisting of large amounts of calories and high fat content and/or she is known to be very sedentary and does not partake in physical exercise. However, if this increase in body fat content is due to genetics I retract my previous statement and wish only the best for her, also, you might want to lower your calorie intake and visit your local gym, lest you succumb to morbid obesity, much like your mother.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah...

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How to kill a mocking bird? Stab it

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how much could a wood-chuck chuck if a wood-chuck could chuck wood? it doesnt matter because they can not chuck wood

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So heres a scenario. You and your twin brother are Siamese twins. You are straight and your brother is gay. Your bother has a friend come over. You only have one butt....

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because last year, when 6 was going to the gas station, 7 approached him and said "gimme all your money or else I'll shoot you". 6 was so scared he ran away crying. About a few days later 6 spots 7 again and this time he was with 9. He said "yo 6! If you don't give me your money, im gonna do this to you!" and then 7 started biting and chewing 9 as if he was some kind of cannibal. 6 ran away and called the police. He told him that 7 ate 9.

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What's worse than rain on your wedding day? You scheduling your wedding to be held on an aircraft carrier on december 7th 1941.

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what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? It had no legs.

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this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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