- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

poop nuff said

What happens when you cross a vampire and a werewolf? A cross between a vampire and a werewolf.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Why did the man reach for his gun? Because he wanted to kill someone.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 is a homophobe and 7 is a little fruity.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse replies: "my wife has terminal cancer."

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Gay's

so... how about that airplane food

Where did Susie go when the bomb went of? Everywhere?

what did the blind, deaf, retarded child, without any arms or legs get for Christmas? nothing, his parents are dead

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

Friends are like trees. If you hit them with an axe enough times, they'll fall over.

When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What does a horse and a donkey have in common? They are both very different from trees

What did the homeless man say to bill gates? Nothing he was about to die.

Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

Your mother is so fat that when she looks in the mirror she is deeply upset by her appearance.

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