- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

what did the dog say to the cat? give me back my dog food.

whats a mexicans favorite sport? cross counrty

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What is the same about fries chicken and watermelon? There both delicious.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

Safe sex MR

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

What did the man say to the jew? How are jew?

You shouldn't have expectations. They make ex out of pect and tations.

You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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