- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

how may i help you

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Sarah Palin

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

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