- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Annld so the penguin said, "This is my most casual outfit!"

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

Why did the baby cross the road? It's abusive father punted it.

Kobe Bryant passing the ball

Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

whats the difference between Obama and Romney answer: one would have been a good president instead of a communist

A Muslim terrorist walks onto a bus, with the mindset to blow him and the other 27 people. Before he steps onto the bus, he realizes the error in his ways and decides to not follow through. He goes to the airport instead.

Q:What did the scissors say to the paper? A: Nothing, cause thier scissors and paper they don't talk..

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

What does a blonde's pussy taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

Q: how do you stop a blonde woman from drowning? A: unplug the stopper in the bathtub Q: how do you stop a baby from drowning? A: take your foot off its head

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Knock, Knock. Come in!

Why can't Helen Kellen drive? She's a woman.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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What's faster a hungry black guy or a car? A car

Why did the blind boy cross the road? Why? The world may never know. He was hit by a bus

what is green, blue with spots all over? A frog with chicken pox

my hand is a DOLPHIN!

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