A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

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Why did the black guy fell from the stairs? Because I threw him

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Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

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What do you get when you cross a bungie cord and an owl? My ass :)

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your mom is so fat, shes not skinny

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Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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Two chairs were sitting there. One chair says "Could you pass me that cup?" The other chair says "Oh my God a talking chair!"

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Yo mama's fat.

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Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

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What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

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Why are cats mammals? Because they are descended from primordial mammals in the distant past which are the common ancestors of all mammals.

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Q: Why was Luigi sad? A: Because he entered the Twilight Zone.

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A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

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What's blue, cold and makes people cry? A dead baby

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how did the man die he didnt

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why did the physics major drop out of college? because he stumbled onto a finding that made him contemplate life so much that he needed to go to africa to study where the source of the finding where he later caught AIDS from an infected village person, he was later flown back to the US where he was cured out of a miracle but later hanged himself because he was not allowed to go back to africa and find out the meaning of life.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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why did the bear fall out of the tree? the bear got shot

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Q:What's the greatest part about having sex with twenty five year old girls? A: There's 20 of them

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why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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All this fuss about drink driving is a load of crap! I frequently drink and drive, and I've never had an accident, apart from one small collision in which my wife was paralysed from the neck down.

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Yo momma's so fat she got her own zip code! except she doesn't because zip codes are reserved for much larger areas than that of your mother.

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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