Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

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If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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A man walks into a bar, he asks if the bartender knows where Starbucks is. The bartender finds this exceptable and shows him the way.

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Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

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What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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A little boy came runing to his mum' mummy...can a little girl have ababy? Mom reply no...so, the boy ran out and told his frnd 'we can play naked again'.,

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How did Jane fall off the swing? Jane had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Jane.

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What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

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A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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Q: What did the chicken cross the road? A: "Why did the chicken cross the road?" is a common riddle or joke in several languages. The answer or punchline is: "To get to the other side." The riddle is an example of anti-humor, in that the curious setup of the joke leads the listener to expect a traditional punchline, but they are instead given a simple statement of fact. "Why did the chicken cross the road?" has become largely iconic as an exemplary generic joke to which most people know the answer, and has been repeated and changed numerous times.

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Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a magic owl? HOODINI only some will get it...

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Why did the crack addict see colors. He was looking at the northern lights

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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