Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

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Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

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whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

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what's 9+10? 19, not 21

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Why was the dog crying? Do dogs even cry?

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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