- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear my impersonation of a homosexual man? I am attracted to men.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

How many Frenchmen does it take to surrender? Probably just one.

Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man repairing a car? A mechanic who has worked very hard to gain his qualifiaction.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Why couldn't the prostitute give a proper blow job..... She had no lips

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

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I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

Why did the fireman go to the police station? He didn't go to the police station, he went to the fire station.

If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

What is a bad thing to see and is attached to a boy's body. The middle finger u dumb ass!

What's a pirates favorite element the periodic table? Gold.

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Did you know, even though penguins ARE birds... They don't live in volcanoes?

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

Q: How many pandas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: I don't know.

I had sex with your mom. It was f*cking terrible.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

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