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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and the size of a packet of crisps? A Miscarriage

Why are they called waiters? Because you got to wait for them for a fucking long time. Why do they call you a patient. Just so you wont get impatient, if you do you are no longer a patient and they will ignore you.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

I hate long jokes -_-

How do you make an electrician fall over? You hit him hard with a lamp

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

Did you hear about the german girl who had sex and died................. it was 50 years later after she had a family of about five kids and lived a happy life as a nurse

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What's worse than the holocaust? Another holocaust.

Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

Q: What's the difference between between basketballs and babies? A: I don't shoot basketballs.

Stoner Student: "Imagine if El Nino and La Nina got together and started a family and had little Los Ninos." Class Nerd: "Yeah."

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? Their driver. The black guy has a very prosperous career and their life is at the envy of many.

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

What's the difference between an alligator and an argyle sweater? There are far too many conceivable differences between the two objects to be able to give an actual definite variance between them.

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