- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many boys does it take to use 4 computers? 4.

A man walked into a bar. That must have really hurt him.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

Two men walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H2O!" The second man says "I'll have some H2O too!" Both men get water, because the bartender knows better than to give someone dihydrogen dioxide.

how did the girl with a hook-hand do her hair? She didn't

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What is more worse than death? Death

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

What did the fish say when it hit a wall? Nothing. Fish cannot talk.

What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

Q: Why did the Unicorn cross the road? A: It didn't Unicorns are fictional creatures.

What did the red cat say to his owner? Nothing.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

If life throws you melons, either catch them or get out of he way to avoid injury.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What's green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A pool table

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