No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Everyone was standing in a bank happily Three muslims walk in Everyone continues their everyday lives coz we live in a non racist society and nothing could go wrong Then the building blew up

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

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A cow walks into a bar and said, "Bartender give me a glass of milk!"

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What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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I took a shower yesterday. You have no idea how hard it was sneaking that thing out of Home Depot.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What do a Jew and a homeless man both have in common? They both get nothing for Christmas

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What did the mute girl say to the other mute girl?

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What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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Michel Moor on a die...

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have boobs and so do you

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Nickleback.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

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Yo mama is so fat , she died of a heart condition

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