What is the answer to this joke? Cuz fuck you that's why.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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balls

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

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My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

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Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

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what do they do to dead Mexicans? skin them and make them in to wet suites.

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What's the difference between a horse? All legs are of equal length, especially the left one.

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A paraplegic walks into a bar.

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How do you scare a Jew Hold your lighter up and blow out the flame and I've toward him real slowly and see how much drama he'll cause

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What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

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Justin Bieber

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Q. Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A. Do you think they could fit all that shit in a tennis shoe?

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

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guys cmon dont make fun about abbie make fun of josh brown WHAT A NOOB

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? REVENGE

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What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

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What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

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your mothers so fat...... shes borderline diabetic.

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What is the meaning of life? 42

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A Muslim walked into a bar....nothing happened

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