- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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'Dyslexic man walks into a bar... and orders a pint

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

A horse walks into a bar, and a man says "Hey, why the long face?" The horse calmly turns to him and replies, "Because I'm a horse you drunk moron."

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you cross a surfer and a black man? An angry surfer and an angry black man. You really should be nicer to people.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

Teacher- And that is why the Pythagorean theorem only works for RIGHT triangles. Any questions? Student- I like grapes.

I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

Roses are red Violets are blue You're daughter has terminal cancer.

No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

What happened when Mary threw a kettle at Daniel? Daniel was scalded in the facial area and was blinded forever.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? -because she had no arms Why didn't she get back up? -because she had no legs Why diddn't anyone help her? -because she was black.

How many ecotards does it take to change a light globe? Ve Vill Change all ze light globes to use;less grey vuns and you vill luv it or else ve vill kill you to save ze planet

Religion.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

Why did the boy get hit by a wrecking ball? Because he picked up an upside down penny.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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