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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Church.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Church.

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