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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

Church.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

Your all fags

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

Jesse is so fat that Roy is jealous of his big ass tits

Lil Wayne's rapping career

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