- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

If an old person falls in the middle of the woods do they make a sound? No their died.

why is my phone broken i dropped it

This is an anti joke with a difference. It's funny.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

How do you eat a candy cane? Shove it in your mouth and chew.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

An airplane flies due north at 100 m/s through a 30 m/s cross wind blowing from the east to the west. Determine the resultant velocity of the airplane.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A man says to a boy. I bet you I can jump over that mountain. The boy wins the bet because it is a physical impossibility to jump over a mountain.

kill yourself

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

I was Born ready I was born naked.

Why didn't the girl take her hairbrush to school? She has cancer and all her hair fell out.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

That's what SHE said!

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