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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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SCENES WHEN TOM O'SHEA GETS STABBED IN PRISON AFTER STEALING THE WHEELS OFF AN AMBULANCE

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Church.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

What do you call a black scuba diver... A scuba diver.

An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman notices this rather humorous cliche and proceeds to point it out, laughs are shared by all.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

knock knock who's there BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! BANG!! who OPEN THE DOOR ITS THE POLICE

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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