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what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

What's worse than a Holocaust in your apple? What.

Harry Chappell raped someone

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

a chicken walks into terry's house he penetrates himn

what's white and goes up? a retarded snowflake

"Sh*t!" cursed the man. "You're such a potty mouth!" replied the unamused toilet.

If i open this door you can go trough it

What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

How old is your mom Dead

A tree falls in the woods. A deaf boy, who had been frolicking through the forest, is struck down by the tree. He dies. His parents are ridden with grief for years, until finally the father commits suicide. The mother soon remarried and had two more children. Both died before the age of 15. She was a horrible mother.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

What happened when the prisoner dropped the soap? He picked it up.

What do Native Indians and Asian Indians have in common? They're both human.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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