- Anti Joke

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A: what does hellen keller say to her mom? B: nothing. she cant speak due to her lack of hearing and visualizing

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

69 :)

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the moon. It burnt up on re-entry

What's funnier than 24? My life.

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Milkman. Milkman who? I've been coming here for 14 years and you don't even know my name? I helped take your mother to the hospital for crying out loud! I held you in my arms as a baby! And you don't even have the decency to remember MY NAME?! I'm sorry I don't live in a house that allows milk and other groceries to be delivered, I'm sorry that I wasn't born into a nice family with a nice home! I'm sorry that I have had to come here EVERY WEEK FOR FOURTEEN YEARS and you can't even remember my NAME! My name! I left my family for christmas one year to go pick up that elmo doll for you when you were a kid! I saved you from that burning treehouse! I helped you with you're 3rd grade science fair project and you won! YOU WON! We took a picture together that i have kept in my wallet. And i proudly say here's me and timmy. ME AND TIMMY! TIMMY! But no...you don't need to know my name. Well good day sir. You shan't see me again.

A boy walks into his friend's house for a party. While he waits for his friends to return from the bar he realizes there are many people waiting in different lines for various kinds of drinks. After his friends return he decides he does not want any of the carbonated drinks they had ordered, instead he chooses to wait in the fruit punch line. There is no punch line.

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

What's worse than finding out you have cancer? Nothing... (The game.)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

Church.

why did corey cross the road? the green man flashed.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

why do elephants eat peanuts? so they can save the wrappers for valuble prizes.

Who was sorry when the fat kid fell over last year? The whole of Japan.

Where did the black man sleep? In his house with his wife and children.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

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