Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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What did the downsyndrome get for christmas? Aborted

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how did the ant die? i stepped on it

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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why did dominic buy a new speaker on holiday because his parents died and his was at home

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What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

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do you no what im doing? writing this joke.

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What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

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Q: why did the train not make it to the station? A: it crashed and killed everybody on board.

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Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

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A rabbit crosses a road... To be continued

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A cat walks by a chineese buffet, the owner kindly puts food and water outside the door so it doesnt die

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Your momma is so dumb she'd starve if she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store. -Actually my mom has a pHD in Nutritional Science. If she were trapped in a fully stocked grocery store, she'd utilize that knowledge to maintain a balanced diet until a way was made available for her to return home.

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I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

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How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

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Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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yo mama so stupid that when she stared at an orange jucie carton for 20 minutes cause it said consatrate

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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