Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

look under under where under under where. under the couch

I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

I'm hungry.

my gramma died

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Andrew's a bald wankstain.

How many light bulbs? 1

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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