You know what makes no cents? 100 cents because 100 cents make a dollar.

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what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

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Whats the difference between a mexican and a bench? a mexican is human being, and has no simalarities to an average day wooden bench.

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What Do You Call a Hawk in Virginia? A Hawk What Do you Call a Hawk that lives in Virginia? Virgian Hawk

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What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

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knock knock who's there? orange orange who? orang you glad i didn't say knock knock agian

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

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Women's rights

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How does Ron Weasley greet Harry in the morning? Mornin' Horry, how did ghe' sleep?

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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brittney griner

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Two guys are on a bridge. One commits suicide, the other one is called John.

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Why does Jordan Abu aita have a small pepe? Because he is black

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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