- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a carpet? I don't sell carpets.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

A boy says he is going to commit suicide. To stop him, a friend tells him not to do it, he'll regret it later in life.

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

What's worse than bad words? People who say them

Asians

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

KONY 2012! world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

What walks on four in the morning, three at noon, and two at night? A baby with leprosy.

A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

Knock Knock Who’s there? Who Who who? Who who who Who who who who? Who who who who who who who who who who who who who who who…

Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

Person 1: Hey Person 2: What's up? Person 1: Kill Yoself Person 2: Alright

What has four legs, but cannot walk? A giraffe with polio.

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

what did the n i g g e r with alzheimers say to the c h i n k? 9/11 was the funniest fake joke since the holocaust and 9/11 and the holocaust and 9/11... and... what?

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the difference between a mole and dynamite? - Moles don't explode... unless you fill them with dynamite.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

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