- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

Q. What's long and hard and full of seamen? A. A penis. Oops, I misspelled "semen". Sorry. Also, to clarify, this doesn't describe the normal state of the average penis. Usually they are flaccid, and they can only be said to be "full of semen" at the exact moment of ejaculation.

Your at your local street corner and find a woman, the fact that she has balls dose not stop you from inviting her into your car.

PLEASE LIKE TO DONATE 50 CENTS TO MY CHARIDY .... SAVE THE PENGUINS IN AFRICA -BY LUKE BRANIFF

Why didn't the woman cross the road? She died from breast cancer.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Why was Billy laughing? He was driving the bus Why did Bobby drop his ice cream? Billy put the bus in reverse Why was Johnny crying? Sally and Bobby stole the money from his bank account and now he is poor and homeless

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did the monkey die? he was stapled to a grenade

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose... But you cannot be a dinosaur!

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

My penis is big... not.

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