A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

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What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

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Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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Wanker

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy get hit by the ice cream truck? The driver of the ice cream truck was drunk

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a jewish man walks into a wall with an erection. what hits first? his erection

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

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What do you call a man who eats another man? An man eater.

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Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

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Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

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How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

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Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

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Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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Whats worst then finding drugs under you brothers bed finding your dead cat under his bed whats worst then finding your dead cat under your brothers bed finding your dead Gran whats even worst then that the Holocaust

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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