- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

BF:Roses r red Violets r blue a face like ur's shuld b i n the zoo but dont worry i'll be there but not in the cage but laughing at u. GF:Wanna c a magic trick? POOF ur single

Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Sixty... eight

what's 2 + 2 ? 4, unless you add it up wrong.

Refrigerator

A blind man and his dog walk into a store, the man lifts up the dog and begins to spin around. When questioned about his activity the man replies, "I'm just looking around"

The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed? She got kicked in the face by a mule.

Roses are red, Violets are violet

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

Q: What's the difference between a Chicken and a Triceratops? A: One is a Chicken and One is a Triceratops.

What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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