- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I began as a dreamer, then I became a visionary, then I saw my dream come true, until it shattered us all. Do you believe that perhaps, there are people out there, trying to stop the world from reaching a better age?

Yo momma is so fat, that when I went over to your house and accidentally stepped on a skateboard, yo momma came out and said "get the %$^# off the skateboard!"

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

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A: What Santa said when he caught Mrs. Claus with one of his elves... Q: What is "Ho ho ho?"

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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