- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

I was once a hamster.

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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