- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was high.

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Michel Moor on a die...

Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

why does Chuck Norris never get wet in the rain? Because he has a very serviceable umbrella

What do you call a bitchy unreliable friend? You don't call that bitch at all.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Once upon a time Jimmy was walking home from school. Jimmy was then confronted by a a pedophile so he suddenly ate himself.

Whats worse than having sex with your hot cousin? Not having sex with your hot cousin...

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What's the difference between Wolfjob and a Jew? Wolfjob is attractive.

What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

Why doesn't anybody like the octopus? There anti-social creatures by nature

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock. Knock. Whos there? Not Sarah.

What do you get when you cross drugs with a bathtub? Whitney Houston's worst nightmare

Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding an apple in your pet worm.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

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