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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a Mexican and a bench is a bench.

Once a upon of time, there was a very big kangaroo named Jake. Well one day Jake was eating some food when suddenly a bunch of humans came and saw him. One human name Willie went over to take some pictures of the animal. The Jake ran away.

What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

Why are you so gay? Because I am unequivocally attracted to the same sex.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

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that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

theres a kitten stuck in a tree, whats wrong? it's dead

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How many dead babies will fit in a bathtub? Seventeen

Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Nock nock Whos there? The mailman, I have a package for you. Thank you.

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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