Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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one day a boy was in his bed he woke up and stepped on his carpet,he then got out a bowl and some breakfast, 23 minutes later the boy rode to school on his bike and parked it in a bike room, he then sat down at his seat and pulled out his history book and waited for Mr Jonty Nicholls to finish his coffee so he could learn about hitler.

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What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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What do you call a person with no arms or legs rolling around in leaves? I don't know that seems like a highly improbable situation

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When Chuck Norris is in a puddle, he doesnt get wet....he wears rainboots.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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I was gonna smack jakes titties...but michael was already doing it....:/

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Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

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Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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What did the smurf say to the other smurf? Smurf

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Why was ticklish Tom not ticklish anymore? A: he got hit by a train

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What's the difference between Jew and a bread? Bread does not scream when you put him in oven.

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If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. He was happy to do it.

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What do you call a man with no arms and legs, lying outside of your house? An ambulance, he's clearly in trouble.

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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I used to be an adventurer like you but then i grew old and i never took i single injury unlike my brother he took an arrow to the knee or so he says i asked him to show me and he was all defensive like "whoa man i don't need to prove anything." so i think he's lieing

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Q: What did the priest say to the small child. A: Rite?

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No thank you, I don't like violence

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why does it suck to be a black jew you get the back of the oven

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