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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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Q:How do you know if you have a big enough oven? A: If the jew fits

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A lady in a bank was asked by the clerk to round the sum she wanted to raise from her account. She rounded it several times, but the clerk continued to insist that the sum needs to be rounded. She left the bank confused, with a coupon consisting of completely rounded sum of 691, 88$. Next day she returned with a coupon with a rounded sum of 690,88$. The clerk asked again the lady to round the sum. The lady started helplessly to cry and said she had rounded is already with a harp, and couldn't make it round anymore, she even removed the sharp 1 from the sum.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

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I dont have a girlfriend

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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What's the difference between a duck?

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Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

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Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

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you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

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what's black, white, and red all over? a penguin stuck in a blending machine

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Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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I was once a hamster.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What was the last thing to go through Kurt Cobain's mind? His teeth.

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John has 58 candy bars. He eats 40, what does John have? Diabetes, John has Diabetes.

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Q: When do u know when your sister is on her period? A: Your dads dick tastes funny.

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Why did the black guy buy watermelon? It was on sale.

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