- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

why is georgia shit at making jokes i dont know

A white man walks down an alley and sees two black men. They say hello and then are on their way.

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Youre mom is so dead...

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Abortion

Knock knock. Who's there? The Grim Reaper. The Grim Reaper who? Joking with me will not postpone your death.

How did Mario finally defeat Bowser? He took Steriods

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

Why did Lance Armstrong lose the race? Which race?

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why didn't the girl paint her nails white? Because in this society, that would be considered racist.

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

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2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

A Minister a Priest and a Rabi walk into a bar, they are not setting a very good example.

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