Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

Person: kk Person1: did you just kk me? Person: no

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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