A man... walks.

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What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

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how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

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What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

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what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

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How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

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Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

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Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who. *giggle*

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Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

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I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

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What did Jesus say to the giraffe? Good day to you sir.

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Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're a faggot.

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How long does it take a black woman to have a baby? Nine months, give or take a few days depending on whether she goes into labour early or not.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

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an athiest walks into a church

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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