Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Noideer! No.Blind What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still Noideer! No, it's basically dead

Q: What genre is the bible? A: Si-fi

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Why did the boy tell the fly to eat the cheese? A: because he wanted him to

Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Justin Beiber walks into a bar. He is not served any alcohol because he is not yet 21.

what did the cheese say to the other cheese nothing cheese can't talk

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

Yo mama is so so skinny, when she sits around the house, she sits comfortably in every chair. - Stephen Colbert

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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