whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

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An Irish, an English, a Chinese and a French are together in a boat. And it shows the diversity of our society.

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What happened when the chicken crossed the road? I got feathers stuck in my cars grill

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

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Knock knock. Who's there? Mike. Oh, come in.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

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What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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Q: How do you make Helen Keller cry? A: Casually remind her that she is both blind and deaf.

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(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Your Adopted Deal With It!!!

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Two Jewish men walk into a bar...just kidding it was a gas chamber.

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whats more serious than rape the holocaust

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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