What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

A man walks into a bar...... He then wakes up in a hospital. along with a large bruise on his forehead.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

How do you get your clock to stop ticking? Hit it with a sledge hammer.

What do you get when you put a frog in a paper shredder? Harshly punished by the Animal Humane Society

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

what do you call a black women that got an abortion a crime stopper

What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

how many toyota's does it take to pee on a soccer game 900 because isis is a cat vagina

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Everything I did, Was just a mistake like you.

What do a book and a tractor have in common? Both are for driving, except the book.

Why did Darren Wilson quick scope Michael Brown? Because he was being attacked, racism is wrong

women's rights.

Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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