- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

Carrot fingers

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

What's the difference between a horse and a unicorn? Horses are real.

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