- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hispanic man say to the black man? I don't know, if I was listening to their conversation, the would be creepy.

Whats red and dirty? Her period

How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

Ask me if I'm a grapefruit. -Are u a grapefruit? NO!

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

Lucas talks to mom she says hi

What did the man say to the teacup? Nothing. He was drunk and on the floor.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

Why did the butcher have blood on his hands? He murdered his daughter.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

Come on children, don't dawdle.

The seven dwarves sat around the house feeling Grumpy, so Grumpy left.

Your mom is so fat, that when she stepped on the scale she was disappointed with the number that appeared.

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