- Anti Joke

What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The horses name was Friday.

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What did the mom say to her clinically depressed son? You're dad died

You're so fat. Well maybe to kids born in Africa.

What did the mother say when her sons asked for a can of pop? No you have diabetes.

whats green and falls from trees, pool tables.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?