- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Why didn't the woman make sandwiches? She was making baguettes.

Did you hear about the alter boy that wasn't molested by a priest?

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

Why does Courtney smell? she has a severe lack of personal hygiene which needs addressing,

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

Yanter, Look it up

Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

why was the blonde fired from the factory? she ate the maneger's fingers.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Why couldn't Austin eat his noodles? He was a horse, and horses don't have hands, silly goose!

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