yo moma is so poor she cant afford free samples

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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Q. want to hear the biggest lie in the world ? A. sure A.I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

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Keanu Reaves

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Knock knock! Who's there? A bottle of beer. No thanks, I've been sober for 15 years.

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women's rights

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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Knock Knock Who's There? Dave Dave, who? Jerry, just let me in already Two months later, Dave was convicted on charges of home invasion and the murder of Jerry Jones without bail.

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Why couldn't the mexican make a taco? He died.

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How do you get a cat off a swing? You throw a dog at it.

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Why don't elderly people act their age? because they die.

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How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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Why did the black man buy watermellon? Because he was having a barbecue in his suburban neighborhood and he wanted some fruit.

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Your mama's so hairy, the only language she knows is wookie.

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There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

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If you have 12 apples and 7 oranges in one hand, and 9 apples and 10 oranges in one hand, what do you have? Very large hands.

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Your mama so stupid She has a 3rd grade education

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BIM slowly fucks old women in the dark so they think its rape then he slips his hand up there ass and rips out there heart

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YOUR MOM SHOT YOU OUT HER ASS!!!

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A man walks into a bar. He says, "Ouch!" Later that day, the man's daughter takes him to the doctor because he's acting strangely. The doctor gives him an MRI and the daughter is told that her father sustained severe brain damage from the injury. Now the daughter has to juggle taking care of her father, taking care of a child she bore from a drunken one-night stand, and recovering from her meth addiction at a rehab facility, all while making minimum wage at her dead end job. Eventually she hangs herself, leaving her father and child to slowly die on their own.

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A:Why did the chicken cross the road? B:To get The Daily.....Do you get it. A:No. B:Me neither..I get The Times.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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