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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A group of Germans eagerly await the FIFA football rankings. England is fourth.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

This is a joke. Laugh!

Why do all gingers get mad all the time except having sex? Because they enjoy it!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What's worse than getting stabbed? Getting stabbed twice. What's worse than getting stabbed twice? Getting stabbed three times. What's worse than gettin..... Why does it matter?!?!?! U should be dead by then!

roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

A baby seal walks into a club. It was a tragedy.

What's black and white and red all over? An interracial couple that has just been brutally murdered. If you see this, you should probably notify the local police so that they may investigate the situiation.

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: why did the pie cross the road? A: Pie is not a living thing and has no way of transportation, therefor the pie did not cross the road.

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

What do get when you mix cancer and a bike? Lance Armstrong

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

a seal walks into a club.

What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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