- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What do you put in a toaster? Toast, oh wait, it's bread

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

What did the sheriff call the death of a black man who was shot 14 times? -The worst case of suicide he'd ever seen.

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What's funnier than 24? 25

what do u call a lesbian dinosaur? lickalotopuss

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

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