- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

The Earth is a nice place to live.

Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

Why did the boy sharpen his pencil it was dull

A man walks into a bar and the barman says "Why the long face?" And the man replies "I am severely deformed".

Why was the blonde in the library? Because she was committed to her studies and was getting ready for a test.

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

What did james say on his bitrhday? There was no birthday because he was aborted but he said ''crunch'' anyway

How do you catch wet wood on fire? Ask a business owner in Ferguson, MO, to keep it in their store.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

bees knees

what do you call a fat black cat and a skinny white dog? Just two animals that are judged.

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

Why are there clocks on stoves? Because it is a convenient way to tell the time.

What's the difference between and elephant and a banana? An elephant is grey.

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