- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the woman crying? Because I hit her with a bat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

what do u call a black person by his name

What happens if you roll a nickel down a street in Mexico? It eventually stops and lands on its side.

Your mom is so fat, that she has unsightly stretch marks.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

Knock Knock! Whos There? Paul Okay I was expecting you

What do you call a pile of dead children? Home

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Why did the fireman wear red suspenders? He'd lost so much weight, due to AIDS.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

homosexuals are gay

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven, or have you been in a wheelchair all your life?

What's the difference between a brick and Ricky? A brick gets laid and has a higher iq

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

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