What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

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Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. The man leaves in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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A panda walks into a bar. He eats but then is tranquilized and taken back to the zoo.

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What player wears number 8 and plays for liverpool? Steven Gerrard

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

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How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

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Your all fags

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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It's so hot even chuck noris can't withstand this shit.

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The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

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Why did Chuck Norris start crying? Because he was in a coma

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Why was the Jewish man in jail? He lit a local CVS on fire.

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'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

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Lil Wayne's rapping career

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