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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

What is the least racist animal? A panda. It's black, white and Asian.

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

What's Pink And Wet? A chewed up piece of Bubble gum.

Roses are red, I'm tired... I think I'll lie down now

Roses are black, Violets are black, and I'm blind .

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

A Man Walks into a Bar with a Dog. He is blind, and is promptly guided to his seat by other patrons.

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

A woman was in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband. Shortly after she brings the sandwich to him and he thanks her seeing as his disabled legs prevent him from walking to the kitchen and making one himself. His wife later heads to her job as a firefighter.

Your momma is so dumb she has to have weekly tutoring to help understand finding the value of x in an equation.

Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

What do you call a sheep on a trampoline? Disorientated.

What do you call a Chinese person with a computer for a head? Dead because it is impossible for your heart to function with out a brain

A African americia and a Hispanic are in a car, who's driving? The police man

knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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