A man calls his wife, but she doesn't pick up. He comes home and shouts his wife's name, but no one responds. He walks upstairs and sees the bedroom door half-opened. He enters and sees his wife sleeping.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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Your mom is so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you get if you mix a Bulldog and a Shih Tzu? A new breed of dog.

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What is the best anti joke? Dunno cant think of one

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An Asian, white, and a black man decide to play Russian Roulette. The Asian goes first and shoots himself in the head. The white man picks up the gun for his turn. The black man runs down the street screaming. Cops see him and the white man holding the gun, both are sent to jail for life for the murder of their friend.

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I ran in to Hitler. "Hey, Hitler, what's up?" I asked. "Well, this time I am going to kill 6 million Jews and 2 clowns." "Two clowns?" I ask. "Why two clowns?" "See!" He exclaimed. "No one cares about the Jews!"

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This sentence is not humorous in any fashion whatsoever.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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How do you tell the difference between a pig and a sea pig? If you open your mouth and it fills with water, you are an idiot

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Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

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what is the difference between a black man and a white man? Their skin color.

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"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Why did the girl fall from the swing? She was laughing at an anti-joke.

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

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What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

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Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

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Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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