a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

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What did the boy say to his friend? "Hello!"

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The fox said to the walrus, "Hatee-hatee-hatee-ho!" And the walrus replied, "Goo-Goo-g'joob".

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What's the difference between a bike and a black man? I don't know how to ride a bike.

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Two peanuts walked into a bar one was as'salted'

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Some guy: Which of these is not delicious,watermelon,chicken,or kool aid. Black guy: What?

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The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

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If an asian man is really angry with a jewish man named gabriel what does he say? Gabriel I am angry with you

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What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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why did the guy make a deer and and bear mix because he wanted some beer

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

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What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

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Knock Knock, Who's Theres? Your dead squashed nan

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Two scuba divers are playing cards on the bottom of the ocean. One asks "have you got amy threes?" Then they both die from maintained exposure to the incredible pressure at the bottom of the sea. One left behind three children.

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Wanna hear a joke? women's rights. jaye clenton is a fag.

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Why was the anti joke funny? because it wasn't funny.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Why was the blond stupid? She wasnt, its just that everyone loves stereotypes

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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