- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

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