- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red, blue, and purple? purple.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

once there where 3 guys on a beach. they found a bottle and a fetis came out.. later they found out 2 of the 3 had cancer and the 3rd was a vegetable.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

Steve buys 60 watermelons.. What does he have? A lot of watermelons.

What do you call a white hankerchief dipped into the red sea? Wet.

USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

What did the framer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

How did the baby die? In a very sad and tragic car accident.

How do you know to start calling a fetus a baby? If it cries when you abort it.

Your Mommy is a gas pump.

What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Q: Why did the man cross the road? A: Cause he felt like it.

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

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