- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he was greeting his new neighbors that moved in across the street. He was very friendly.

What do you call a young man holding a banana? Well, this joke had quite a good ending, but as this site only has anti jokes I am going to change the ending. Because he wanted to eat it.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

A woman walks into a bar but is promptly returned to her kitchen by an officer of the law. Later that same evening, she is beaten mercilessly by her husband for her outright disrespect for the social restrictions imposed upon her gender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

Q. How many jews can you fit in a car? A. depending on the car size and make, oh and the size of the ash tray is also important

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

What did Hitler say to the Jew? I don't know, I don't speak German.

Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Faces like yours belong in the Zoo. Don't be mad I will be there too. Not in the gate but laughing at you.

What's up? Not the Twin Towers.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

Why did the old man get wet even though he was using an umbrella? Because it didn't save from falling off the bridge.

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

Yo mama so fat! She should be concerned because diabetes is a serious problem that can lead to a heart attack. Also STOP EATING MCDONALDS.

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