Jayden Eccles

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Why did the kid eat his homework because the teacher said it was a piece of cake

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a gun, Get in the van.

Hi what I lug you

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the depressed man get for his birthday? a rope

Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

So three philosophers walk into a bar. Is it necessarily the case that they walk into a bar?

Why did the guy eat his mom? people get hungry in this world

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

Roses are red Violets are blue What about green? That seems mean...

1: What is a gum wrapper with no gum? 2: A wrapper? 1: No.

knock knock who's their panda panda who shut up I never said yo name and don't call me black

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

if life gives you the back.. TOUCH HER ASS

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

Knock Knock. *silence* Knock Knock.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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