- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

"Whooaaa Momma." - Says Johnny Bravo

why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

Omg you bought a Prius? Children in Africa are starving and could have used that money to buy food.

A blond walks into an electronics store. Then she promptly walks out, as she got the wrong store.

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

1 I've been diagnosed with-- 2 I don't give a f*ck, go die in a hole!

Knock Knock! Who's there? The Police The Police who? We're sorry Ma'am your son has died in a car accident... --------- Knock Knock! Who's there? Not your son

What's the best rabbit for a black person?

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? rockband

What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

Why didnt jerry trip over a slug? Because jerry is an arabian and the atmosphere in arabi is to hot for a slug.

Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

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