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whats green and has wheels grass and i lied about the wheels

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Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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What's the difference between a chicken and a bartender? A chicken is a domesticated fowl, a subspecies of the red junglefowl. As one of the most common and widespread domestic animals, with a population of more than 24 billion in 2003, there are more chickens in the world than any other species of bird. Humans keep chickens primarily as a source of food, consuming both their meat and their eggs. A bartender is a person who mixes and serves alcoholic drinks at a bar. also bar-tender ; 1836, American English,

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Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What did the fly say to the frog? Nothing, insects can't talk.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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A nuclear device is dropped on hiroshima. Does it make a sound? The answer is yes because the americans are laughing in Enola Gay

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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Society wants to be so prude and pure that on AntiJoke, you actually get words like P U S S Y and P E N I S censored !

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Adele Gordon walks into a bar. The bartender says 'Why the long face?' Because she is a horse lol.

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Brian finally kissed a girl on the lips... After her daily whore shift of blowjobs -Ap

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Daym im romantic

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What's the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? Nothing at all, except the WNBA is professional basketball players of the female sex.

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Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

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Why did the woman cross the road? Why the hell is she out of the kitchen!

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Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

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