- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the little boy cold? Cause he was traped In a fridge

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why scooby-doo likes cookies? Because he's chub!

Q: What's grey and rocky? A: A grey rocking hair

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

You think I'm pretty without any makeup boy..... Let's bang.

A man wearing a chicken t-shirt and holding a pair of dentures walks into the Youtube headquarters, then immediately walks out in fear of getting a copyright strike.

- What do you call a black pirate? + A Nig-ARRRRRRRRRR - No, a pirate you fucking racist

how many dead babies can you fit into a blender? 17 how do you get them out? Tortilla chips, but you'd be arrested by that time anyway because you just murdered 17 babies

"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

Why was the boy hanging from the ceiling? He was sad

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the blond do on October 12th? Get hit by a bus

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

What's black and can't speak? A garbage can.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Wheres my tractor?

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Obamacare

what did the farmer say when he lost his red tractor?

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