- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q.Why did Beethoven kill his chicken? A. It had contracted a serious illness. He had killed it as an act of mercy.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because it is the decaying remains of a corpse and therefore lacks brain and muscle tissue depriving it of the ability of though and movement both of which are key skills in the art of dancing.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

what is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 11 dead babies in a trash can

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How do you kill a polar bear? Global Warming.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

What do you call a black man with cancer? Someone with cancer

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

A spanish comedian walked into a bar. He was on time for his act.

Why did the courageous young boy always follow his dreams? His IQ sucked.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What do you get when you cross a lamb and a pigeon? You get your house taken away.

What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

Where would you be unlikely to find a polar bear? In a courtroom.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A bat.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a house? A: babies lack the intelligence and motor skills to accomplish such a task so it is not practical to hire them for a painting job.

Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

A plane is falling out of the sky, and there is a Priest, a little boy, Obama and a rock star. There are 4 parachutes and everyone jumps out safety.

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