- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? Because She had no arms. Why did suzie fall off again? Becauze Jimmy was trying to snipe her in the head the first time

Why did the man die a slow and painful death? Because he kept submitting stupid, recycled anti-jokes over and over; so, I killed him.

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

whats black and white? a zebra

What do you call cat that is on fire? Nigel.

why did the girl go into the kitcen? she was preparing a meal for her well safisticated family which had not ate dinner yet that day.

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

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Man walks into a bar and goes, "Ouch!"

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

What did Batman's mother say when it was time for dinner? Nothing, Batman's parents are dead.

Lol Nerochan, that was like totally awesome!

Why did Johnny lose the race he got jawed by a pack of chimpanzees

Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Why did the little girl cry? Because she had just witnessed the slaughter of her entire family and friends in front of her eye, leaving her not only peerless and alone, but also with the mental scars which come with witnessing such a harrowing ordeal.

How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

Getting an STD. What's worse than mixing up the order of the joke and the punchline?

Hello? Hi. Who is this? Yo mom. Your not my mom. Im the Irish man that did your mom.

Q.whats the difference between a women's argument and a knife A. a knife has a point

What does Steven Hawking and Justin Bieber have in common? Absolutely nothing.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

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