- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Gestapo. Gestapo who? Your husband is dead.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

Why did the black guy love his new shirt? Because it was 100% cotton

Hey, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to drown as a result of climate change.

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area.

Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour

knock knock whos there? nobody

How come grilled cheese?

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

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