- Anti Joke

What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a girl who was knocked off a swing by a fridge.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon? You don't call him anything... You call for help.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -John. -Hey John, come on in.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Paul walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: no

Why did the monkey fall off the tree? It died.

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man who's arms have been amputated? It doesn't matter, he won't be able to pick up the phone.

FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw 'em.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

knock knock whos there? nobody

Whats white and can talk? Snow, i lied about the colour