what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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What's do a woman's vagina and a camel's toe have in common? Other than being parts of two mammals, they have nothing in common.

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Whats an Anti Joke

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What did the homeless guy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's homeless.

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What'd the left nut say to the right nut? How's it hangin?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Fish don't run.

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Do you like fishsticks No

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My dog got out of it's cage. So I found it and be the shit out of

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Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy plus size clothes because small size clothes would be inappropriate for her to wear.

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A white straight man, a black gay man, and an Asian bisexual woman walk into a bar. They are enjoying their drinks until one overly intoxicated man makes a remark towards the group in reference to their diversity in race, sexual orientation, and sex. The bar crowd is enthused with the drunk man's genius in not only constructing a joke to cover all three categorical descriptions of the group, but in guessing each member's sexuality based on their respective appearances.

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What do you call it when you see a black man break his arm? There isn't really any name but I suggest he seeks medical attention.

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

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Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

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what worse the 2 dead kids in a van 3 dead kids in a van

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Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock "Who's there?" Not Sally!

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When Life Gives You Melons... You're Probably Dyslexic.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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vaginas are pretty!!!!

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Why couldn't Jimmy breathe? He had a knife in his throat!

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What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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