A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

This is a joke. Laugh!

roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

Fishing rods are cool This haiku does not make sense Lumpy Space Princess

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? A Holocaust. What's worse than a Holocaust? 3 bee stings.

no

What did the Crippled Orphan get for Christmas Cancer

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What happened when the ugly girl asked her crush out on a date? He said yes. He found her personality quite attractive

Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

i like it in the mouth

"What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby" "One's fun to hit with a bat and the other One's a watermelon.

What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

Hey could I ask you a question? Yes Thanks

What's the difference between black and white people? One is black.

Why did the car stop? The driver had a stroke

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

Why did Hunter cross the road? No one cares, unless he gets hit.

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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