Tic tac toe. I never met my father

why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: I'm a horse. We have long faces.

What did the apple say to the orange? The apple did not say anything at all because fruits do not possess the ability of speech.

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

Why is Andrew sleeping? Because he took and overdose on sleeping pills, he probably died in his sleep.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

Hey, did u know that diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans By: Trey & Trenton of Texas

Did i just hear a joke about birds? No? Well this is Hawkward.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What did Britney Spears say to the Mexican? Hit me baby Juan more time.

ok everybody to make this more simple we all have to line up alphabetically by height.

world peace

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

An epileptic man attends a rave.

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