- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Banana! Banana who? Knock knock! Who's there? Orange! Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't stab you 17 times in the kidney?

Women don't need an education. The only book they need is a recipe book.

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Mary had a big white van, a big white van, a big white van, Mary had a big white van, where did my friend go? (sing the song)

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Ask me if i am a tree? "Are you a tree" No.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

yo mamas so fat she probably has to wear a gerdle when she leaves the house.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

Q: How many black people came KFC on June 31st? A: None because June 31st doesn't exist.

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

I wrote a joke for 'Anti-Joke', I laughed, it was funny.

Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

There's a skunk and a lawyer standing on the side of the road, what's the difference? There are tire marks infront of the skunk.

Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first baby. Why did the third baby fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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