How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's white and gluey Glue

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

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Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

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Why shouldn't you drink and drive? Because you might hit a bump and spill your drink.

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How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

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Nice belt.

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Girl: I love you in a platonic way Guy: ... Is that some kind of fat joke!

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What's funnier than Justin Bieber dying in a car accident? Nicky Minaj being in the same car.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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What is the best time to go to the dentist? When you have a toothache

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Why did the guy to the moo moo cow say? Yesterday, I took a crap at the restaurant and the toilet got stuck so I stole the vehicle and won the lottery.

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Knock knock! *no answer* KNOCK KNOCK! *still no answer* the person who was knocking finds a note sticked on the door and it says: i will be away for 2 weeks

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What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

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How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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Terry was always struggling with mathematics. On his last report card he received a D- in math. His parents were naturally very upset with him because they knew their son could do much better and so did Terry. Terry wanted to make his parents proud so he buckled down and started studying on a regular basis. Terry realized his had work had payed off when his 3rd grade teacher handed him his report card. Terry had revived an A in math! On his walk home from school all he could think about was how proud his mom and dad were going to be. On that walk home Terry was savagely torn apart by an escaped lion from the local zoo. His head was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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